Rocking a Cravat

A few of my friends recently told me that I wasn't up my own arse enough.

I took this as a challenge. And soon afterwards, I went to a wedding in Matjiesfontein. It was 41 degrees Celsius and so, instead of a tie, I went for a cravat.  It's a bit looser than a tie, and allows you to keep your shirt open at the neck - which is much cooler. It also looks better than a tie, when you're not wearing a jacket.

No doubt this look will now make a huge comeback.

The Great Debate

When deciding between a dog and a cat, consider this. Dogs eat their own poo and then lick you in the face. Cats drop their hair everywhere, turning your face to mucous.